About this deal
Let me shriek it louder for you: THERE IS NOW A FUZZY SPIDER THAT MOVES FASTER THE MORE YOUR KID SCREAMS AT IT! Although they're sold separately, if you put multiple next to one another, they'll interact and scurry about in a group. Hand clapping, singing, and music also make them move, and the one saving grace is that if the toy hears only silence for a few moments, it will perform a "secret move," unique to its character, for which there are a dozen. How they actually work is this: through sound recognition, they move based on volume — the softer you speak, the slower they go, and vice versa. The latest "hot" toy this holiday season is a terrifying little spider that moves faster the louder you yell at it.
As a relatively new parent, I'd like this game's creator and the lead executives at Hasbro arrested immediately for disturbing the peace.